A: Make sure you're not running it off of a Zip Disk, CD drive, or any other optical media. Slap the game on your Hard Disk, and make sure you gave it 4MB or more of RAM.
Q: Where in the world am I supposed to click?
A: You can click on anything where the cursor changes to a pointer finger on a hand. Sometimes you can't, but most of the time you can.
Q: Why isn't what the captions say exactly what the voices say?
A: Well, I can have my fun, can't I? Hee hee...
Q: How come I don't have a good enough pole to cast out further?
A: Well, you're going to have to figure that one out. Well...you have to do certain stuff to get better poles. Be it you must shoplift, I suppose so...
Q: I can barely carry any Minnows. How can I carry more?
A: I guess you're a retard in this game who can barely hold these type of bait for very long, or at least hold a lot of them. You might just have to persuade the Bait Shop guy to give you some more. How you do that....I dunno! ;-)
Q: How do I catch fish on the Pro Level of the Tense control type?
A: Well, I made it really hard, so if you don't have the reflexes of a world-class soccer goalie, I suggest do some reflex excersises.